It makes you have no life so that you actually read people's journals and find these kind of things.



Your real name: Zach Moore, or possibly Olga Gurlokovich.
Age: 16
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230. Give or take a few thousand.
Natural hair colour: Brownish blondish reddish plaidish.
Eye colour: Bluish greenish.
Skin color: Whiter than yo momma's.
Glasses/contacts?: Yep, glasses.
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: None
Braces: NEVAR!
Mannerisms: I has no manners.

FAVOURITE
Colour: Pale yellow-green... Spearmintish.
Band: DEFINITELY.
Video game: Fire Emblem.
Movie: All of the above.
Book: The Complete Collection of Sherlock Holmes.
Food: YES.
Game on a cell phone: TETRIS Demo.
CD: More like cassette. OH YES I DID.
Flower: Rose.
Scent: Three quarters, 7 dimes, 2 nickels, and around 10,000.975 pennies.
Animal: Q!
Comic book: Myes.
Cereal: Health junk.
Website: DrunkDuck and DeviantArt
Cartoon: NO, they all suck now. Maybe a classic. Like Bugs Bunny.

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: I used to.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Nope
Like to sing?: It is situational.
Have a job?: It is my job to kill my brother.
Have a cell phone?: IT SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN.
Like to play sports?: Meh.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: It is complicated... No.
Have a crush on someone?: Most definitely.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: The interwebs.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No.
Have any special talents/skills?: I have the amazing ability to screw things up horribly.
Exercise daily?: Occasionaly.
Like school?: Only because I get to see people.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Just so long as I don't have to.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: YES.
Speak any other languages?: Nein, Deutsch ist alles.
Go a day without food?: It's possible.
Remember your dreams: Only when... Yeah, you don't want to hear it.
Read music, not just tabs?: Huhh?
Roll your tongue?: I taught it to roll over, sit, and stay, too.
Eat a whole pizza?: I've done that plenty of times.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No.
Snuck out of the house?: Only sort of.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Plenty.
Had a computer crash?: I used to, but then I learned.
Gotten lost in your city?: Nope, I no thiz sit-e lyk I no ingrish.
Seen a shooting star?: Yes. But no wish ever came true.
Been to any other countries?: yes.
Had a serious surgery?: ALL SURGERY IS SERIOUS SURGERY. But no.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Sort of... Appendixes aren't really neccesary.
Solved a rubiks cube?: YES!
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: YES.
Cried over a girl?: Recently? YES!!!
Cried over a boy?: Does them putting you in a position of excrutiating pain count?
Kissed a random stranger?: I'm not sure.
Hugged a random stranger?: YES.
Been in a fist fight?: NOES.
Been arrested?: No.
Done drugs?: No.
Had alcohol?: A little bit back when I was like 2 or something. It tastes horrible.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Nope, Rootbeer.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: YES. In a hotel with 45 stories.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: On accident.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Yes. and I thought I was late, too.
Swore at your parents?: no.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No. Kneed plenty of times.
Been to a casino?: Yep. They have good buffets.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: No.
Broken a bone?: Yes. That kid was annoying me.
Gotten stitches?: No.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: YES! IN ALASKA! SERIOUSLY!
Made homemade muffins?: In the bathroom.
Bitten someone?: Plenty.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes. I had nightmares of the huge plastic heads for days afterwards.
Burped in someone’s face?: Yes. No regrets.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning!
Cried: 40 days, 18 hours, 42 minutes. YES. OVER A GIRL.
Went to the bathroom: Hours ago.
Saw a movie in a theatre: A couple of weeks.
Read a book: I CAN'T READ! THANKS FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!
Had a snow day: One year ago in 12 days.
Had a party: October 31st.
Went to a doctor: Does an eye doctor count?
Tripped in front of someone: I don't remember.
Went to the grocery store: WEEKS!
Got sick: Minutes.
Got cursed: When I ad to be an idiot and open my mouth.
Called someone: A week or so.

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit.
Black/white: Hel Grun.
Lights on/lights off: Q!
TV/movie: VIDEO GAMES.
Body spray/lotion: Allergic.
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Blankets.
Headache/stomach ache: Headaches.
Paint/charcoal: Paint.
Chinese food/Mexican food: CHINESE!!!!!
Summer/winter: Winter. Definitely.
Snow/rain: RAIN ALL THE WAY!!!
Fog/misty: Mist.
Rock/rap: Rock.
Meat/vegetarian: Meat.
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla.
Sprinkles/icing: Don't care.
Cake/pie: 3.1415692.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Lake.
Cookies/muffins: MUFFIN!!!
Wallet/pocket: Wallet.
Window/door: Depends on which one will lead me where I want to go.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Q?
Pink/purple: HEL GRUN!
Cat/dog: Definitely.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: short.
Pants/shorts: Pants.
Winter break/spring break: Both are miserable without a specific friend.
Spring/autumn: Autumn.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds.
Moon/mars: Moon.
Questions/Answers: One does not exist without the other.
War/Peace: War brings peace, peace emphasizes war.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Yes. But it definitely is not perfect.
What's the most important kind of love for you?: The kind that works out in the end.
Have you ever been in love?: Presently.
Been close to love?: ...
If you have, with who?: Jenni Crawford. She is FREAKING AMAZING.
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Hells yes.
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: HELLS YES.
Are you in a relationship?: Sort of. Not really.
If so, for how long?: Meh.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes.
What is your idea of the best date?: Memorable.
What was your first kiss like?: Apparently not important enough to remember.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: Do you listen at all to what I say?
Do you think love is worth nothing?: I think it has its purposes. LIKE TO WREAK HAVOC ON MY LIFE.
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: EVERY SINGLE MOMENT WITH JENNI.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Sort of. Not really.
Have you ever been dumped?: I think I was... At homecoming.
Have you ever dumped someone?: That is not how I roll.

I...
Am: SPARTA!!!
Want: Meine liebermaedchen.
Need: HER.
Love: HER!
Hate: NOT HER!!!
Feel: Lost.
Did: Something stupid.
Miss: HER!!!!!!!!!
Am annoyed by: Talking shit about Jenni.
Would rather: Be with her.
Am tired of: People's constant pessimism.
Will always: be sarcastic.

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: NOT RAP.
What time is it now?: 7:05pm (19:05)
How much money do you have right now?: About 700 bucks in savings.
Are you hungry right now?: Not really.
What are you doing right now?: GURHUR! Certainly not this!
Do you like parades?: Not really.
Do you like the moon?: It seems to give me hope.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: be forced to eat.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Telekinesis

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Sometimes.
Cool?: Sometimes.
Pretty?: I don't know.
Sarcastic?: Possibly.
Lazy?: YES.
Hyper?: Only from a lack of sleep.
Friendly?: Yes.
Evil?: Rarely.
Unforgettable?: I like to think so
Smart?: Defunittlee.
Strong?: In will.
Talented?: In some fields.
Dorky?: YES.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Low
Lonely: Me
Pen: 15
Flower: Yes
Window: VISTA!!!
Psycho: My friends.
Brain freeze: Q!
Strange: Yes.
Sassy: Shayne
Suffering: life
Art: Tomato

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Yes.
Run away?: From who?
Curse at a teacher?: I think I already did.
Not take a shower for a week?: No.
Ask someone out?: YES.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: I already did.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I try to avoid it now.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes.
Go scuba diving?: Sure, why not.
Write a book?: Mehbeh.
Assemble a computer?: Already did. Kicks ass.
Become a rock star?: Oh the frivolities.
Have a long-distance relationship?: No.
Marry someone you don't know?: No.

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: Mac and a PC (Don't worry. It's an XP.)
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Being a nuisance is not my thing.
How many posters do you have in your room?: Some.
Who else should take this quiz?: People who have no life.